You might be a Redneck when ...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
6. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
7. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
8. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
9. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
10. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
11. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
12. You keep only 2 things in your hands , the remote control and a Budweiser.
13. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
14. You can spit without opening your mouth.
15. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
16. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
17. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
18. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
19. You stare at juice can for more then 30 mins only because it says "Concentrate".

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